Have you ever had to deal with one of these? They're like: "The darkness consumes my soul. It's not worth it to live in this cruel and horrible world, I'm drowning in my sadness, stuck inside a box. I turned into a demon now! The world's gonna see who I REALLY AM!" and you have to hear that with a straight face, because if you laugh they start to cry and scream.

Yeah. You can('t cuz it got rejected) wear this right now. Good luck explaining how you are 100% a demon.