welcome to the internet, come and take a seat

would you like to see the news or any famous womens feet?

theres no need to panic, this isnt a test, haha

just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

we got a different ways to engage

welcome to the internet, put your cares aside

here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died

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