that remote has no batteries in it?? how? im pretty sure i put batteries in there its supposed to work

*I become enraged once I find out that Willemsteller is really good at keeping his private information well.. PRIVATE and I scream like a brain damaged newborn*

bros the VPN god.... bros the polytoria master... bros the uhhhhhhhhh

**I become so enraged that I slowly transform into a glowing dwarf.

My body slowly grows warmer and my skin turns red and orange in color. The heat from my body grows, until I can feel it radiating out from me even as my limbs lengthen and my head becomes a flaming ball.

I can see my bones glowing through my skin, so bright that they rival the light of the sun itself.**

“Oh boy!” I shout excitedly, as I realise I am a star

everyone is turning into a star now wow

*I float towards Willemsteller’s house, finding it by asking Bandito Burrito after threatening her with my glowing dwarf form, Willemsteller can be seen through the window, coding Light mode in, I become enraged once more*

*I yell multiple slurs, and I begin to grow, at a rapid speed, the areas around me become molten and liquid, including Willemsteller himself, I slowly consume the entire earth with my dwarf body, I laugh maniacally as I now know that Polytoria shall never have light mode*

*I stroke my dwarf beard, proudly*

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