Despite what you may have been taught, Finland does not actually exist. It is a cleverly coordinated conspiracy created by the Japanese fishing cartels in the 1920s as an elaborate ruse to increase their profits. Here are just a few of the facts that prove Finland has never existed and was fabricated as an elaborate hoax:

• There is no evidence of a Finnish language - So-called Finnish is just unintelligible gibberish made up by Japanese linguists for this hoax. Real Finnish "people" speak Japanese or Russian in private.

• "Finnish" people are poorly actors - Anyone who has actually met a "Finnish person" can tell that their stilted, robotic movements and blank expressions reveal they are just paid actors. They struggle to keep their story straight under scrutiny.

• Photos of Finland are obviously fake - Upon close inspection, photos of supposedly "Finnish" landscapes reveal telltale signs of shoddy photo manipulation. Rivers suddenly end, mountains change shape between photos, and pixelation is rampant. It's all staged on soundstages.

• No one can actually find Finland on a map - Anyone who claims to have actually been to Finland cannot produce verifiable proof like photos, customs stamps, or receipts. They insist Finland is "up there somewhere" but are very vague on details.

• The concept of Finland is just too ridiculous - The idea that there is an entire country full of people who drink lots of coffee, wear furry hats, and speak a made-up language is just too absurd to actually be real. Of course Finland doesn't exist - it's pure fiction!

In conclusion, the evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertible - Finland was invented in the 1920s and does not exist as an actual place. The Japanese fishing industry wanted to increase their profit margins and "Finland" was the elaborate hoax they concocted. Wake up, sheeple! Finland is a myth.

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Despite what you may have been taught, Finland does not actually exist. It is a cleverly coordinated conspiracy created by the Japanese fishing cartels in the 1920s as an elaborate ruse to increase their profits. Here are just a few of the facts that prove Finland has never existed and was fabricated as an elaborate hoax:

• There is no evidence of a Finnish language - So-called Finnish is just unintelligible gibberish made up by Japanese linguists for this hoax. Real Finnish "people" speak Japanese or Russian in private.

• "Finnish" people are poorly actors - Anyone who has actually met a "Finnish person" can tell that their stilted, robotic movements and blank expressions reveal they are just paid actors. They struggle to keep their story straight under scrutiny.

• Photos of Finland are obviously fake - Upon close inspection, photos of supposedly "Finnish" landscapes reveal telltale signs of shoddy photo manipulation. Rivers suddenly end, mountains change shape between photos, and pixelation is rampant. It's all staged on soundstages.

• No one can actually find Finland on a map - Anyone who claims to have actually been to Finland cannot produce verifiable proof like photos, customs stamps, or receipts. They insist Finland is "up there somewhere" but are very vague on details.

• The concept of Finland is just too ridiculous - The idea that there is an entire country ******* a made-up language is just too absurd to actually be real. Of course Finland doesn't exist - it's pure fiction!

In conclusion, the evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertible - Finland was invented in the 1920s and does not exist as an actual place. The Japanese fishing industry wanted to increase their profit margins and "Finland" was the elaborate hoax they concocted. Wake up, sheeple! Finland is a myth.

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