top 10 reasons why the IRS should let me go because i didnt pay my taxes 1. I like rootbeer 2.My name is not kevin 3.I love women 4.My name doesnt rhyme with Kyle 5.I like ice cream 6. I am not emo 7. I am a snowman 8.I need to save up money 9. I like subway 10. I want to touch grass