i made the shirt so you would buy it and if you dont buy it i will be very sad and i will find you and i will delete your account and i will cry uncontrollably while sending you a thousand notifications about how much i miss you then i will make a shrine out of your profile pictures and worship it every day and i will send you an endless stream of messages telling you that you’re my best friend and you’ve hurt my feelings forever and then i will buy the shirt myself