Snek's unorthodox methods 2: More unorthodox

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3 months ago | 22 • By Eero 18d

LAST TIME ON Snek's unorthodox methods:


"Part 2 Coming Soon, this is not over-- Snek.
Courtesy of Eero"


Soon is now. The dawn is here. The sequel is out.
This is obviously a joke, I don't want to ruin my rep with snek bro


EPILOUGE


We're almost cracking the case, we're in the home stretch. This is a sequel to polytoria.com/forum/post/371079.
This took military-grade level effort to find, so I'm glad you took the time to read this.


CHAPTER 1: Misleading Activities


His name is SnekWasTaken.... WHY WAS HE TAKEN??? AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE GROUP?? Currently, I do not know. All I do know is the REAL snek has not been online in years, so SnekWasTaken likely kidnapped him. This is just disgusting, and I hate talking about it. Buuuut, I have to show the truth.


CHAPTER 2: Bias


ONLY TWO RANKERS??? Jesus christ. Hire more rankers! Or are you lazy? Have you made people to make this group FOR YOU???? This is just awful aaaaah


CHAPTER 3: Me


Why are people spamming me in the comments? Well... "Me" rhymes with "Conspiracy", so this may lead to a conspiracy CULT that snek is creating.... and it seems 109 people have fallen for these lies.


CHAPTER 4: Terrible Teapots


Fishen is not a TEAPOT!! HE IS A FISH!! HE EVEN SAYS IT!! He's just faking it with some hat. So does he have him in teapots? Simple! He's promoting CONSPIRACY. AGAIN. Oh my god, man. I never thought this would happen to something as simple as Polytoria.


CHAPTER 5: Disrespect [FINALE]


These "RANKERS" & Snek are disrespecting many people by putting them in the lower ranks, what's even WORSE is that some of them have actually GOOD AVATARS!!!!!!!! I ran out of comments to say about this, but I think you get the magnitude of how absolutely AWFUL this CONSPIRACY is. Man.


Ok so yea that it
LIE
Part 3 [the finale] Coming Soon.
Courtesy of Eero.



i dunno what do you want ?

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3 months ago • By Eero OP 18d

This is also Chapter 4 of Party People. Don't ask what that means. I don't care.



i dunno what do you want ?

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2 months ago • By Quesito 8d

Whole lotta yapping



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2 months ago • By Borat 8d

can you please reupload part 1, the original forum post was deleted


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2 months ago • By Eero OP 18d
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can you please reupload part 1, the original forum post was deleted

i dunno what do you want ?

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2 months ago • By Eero OP 18d

Part 3 is coming 9/13/24.



i dunno what do you want ?