Attention, fellow developers! I’m excited to share that starting today, I’ll be taking on a vaguely partially active role in development. As someone who cares only slightly about the well-being of the website, I’ve decided to volunteer a negligible amount of my time to only sometimes maintain the functionality and constructive experience that we all value.

With absolutely nothing to my name, I vow to maintain the virtual codebase with a bare minimal amount of effort, ready to pounce on the slightest hint of something actually functional for once. My reports shall flood the issue tracker like a relentless deluge, but only sometimes, each one a testament to my unwavering commitment to uphold the site uptime. But only when I feel like it.

Let there be no doubt that my presence will be as omnipresent as the very code behind the website that works only some of the time. I shall be the whisper in the wind that sends shivers down the spine of every would-be bug or vulnerability. The mere mention of my username will evoke a trembling fear, knowing that I will completely break something, eventually, probably within the next fifteen minutes.

So, let the keyboards clatter and the mouse clicks echo with literally anything except being productive, for I am the self-anointed sentinel, the arbiter of propriety, the unsolicited enforcer of the peace. On this day, I don the mantle of unpaid developer with a pompous flair that knows no bounds, and I shall wear it with an obnoxious pride that is matched only by my minimum programming experience.

Beware, for my fifteen minute shift has begun, and it shall be as unyielding as it is self-righteous. The backend servers have been warned. The unpaid developer has arrived.

not unless you set a ko-fi link

legit

Noted

damn...

Omg for a sec I thought Willam was getting exposed for not paying his devs😳

that could happen in the future

Toxic work environment @willemsteller

Is this post an attempt to deride my post? Reported.

Yes, your post has become a meme of sorts