i need to know some of you guys fast

Hi my name jeff

besides you, phone user.

ermmm... greatings my fellow human, as i have seen with my two eyeballs and the help of my brain, i realized that you, my beloved friend, have entirely misunderstood the function of having a biography on your cyber-internet profile.
So, before posting tomfoolery on this World-Wide-Web, please remember the fact that every single resgistered personal user (specifically on this On-Line Website) has their very own customizable biography.

I'm using my computer right now

I'll talk about myself
I'm a cute kawaii goddess of the world, 8'2 feet tall with color-changing eyes, and six tails, I can speak 30 different Languages and I have super duper cool superpowers

One word
Pierogi 🥟

Lithuanian guy with the most outdated and random sense of humor