Last night, the night before, the night before, and the night before THAT I have blacked out and gained consciousness on the toilet with my pants down at around 12-3 A.M for the last 4 nights in a row, and quite frankly I am frightened of the outcome of tonight. How do I stop blacking out on the toilet? Is this a condition? Is this a guiness world record, if so, where, when, and how do I claim my prize? Do I have superpowers? I need answers please.

Because you forgot to flush.

Don't bring any electronic devices into the restroom with you, simple as

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