Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin: You're not my dad!!
Obi-Wan: Try it. High ground!
(Anakin angrily attempts to jump out of the raft and hit Obi-Wan, only to get his kneecaps taken, and left arm chopped off, ow. Bananakin then drops his lightsaber and falls near the lava.)
Obi-Wan: You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!
Anakin: AHHHH MY KNEECAPS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Obi-Wan: You were my mother, Bananakin! I love you! High ground!
(Anakin catches fire and screams.)
Obi-Wan: (grabs Anakin's Lightsaber)
Anakin: Wait. Are you robbing me?
Obi-Wan: I'll give it to your son someday if Padme isn't, you know, dead. I mean, she looked pretty dead to me, from up here... on the high ground.
Anakin: (with a COMPLETELY scarred face) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh, I'm literally just cooking to death. Please just kill me.
Obi-Wan: That's not the high ground wa-- I mean, the Jedi way. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying I've beaten you, and I'm on the high ground, so... High ground will always win.

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